The Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 Multiplayer Modes Reveal Trailer is a particularly epic one. The game already promises a massive narrative campaign, full of visceral carnage and Space Marine spectacle – but then the folks over at Saber Interactive also throw a chonky set of co-op and PvP options our way? Phwoar, it’s a good time.
But the trailer also contained a hidden gem for some players – in the form of a double-wide booty surprise.
I can't wait for Space Marine 2 pic.twitter.com/BKBVijq9Wl
— 🦇Honky Tonk Girl🦇 (@IQWrestler) May 24, 2024
One of the epic gameplay moments shows a marine doing a massive leap towards his foe – and you can’t ignore the sheer cake-itude on display. Maybe the jump is a bunny hop, on account of all the damn buns.
It’s impossible to ignore, and in true internet fashion we have many eyewitness accounts of the donk that has been displayed to them.
Sorry 👀 pic.twitter.com/0etqkEcjEN
— 𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖆🐱💕🐻 (@battlecatbeta) May 23, 2024
In the interest of education (and to showcase my own personal nerditude) I feel it is worth pointing out that the battle armour that causes this booty lift action is the Mark X Phobos Power Armour, a speciality power armour that is employed when extra movement (and perhaps stealth) is the order of the day. Only the stealth likely does nothing, considering the clapping of such hella cheeks must alert all the guards.
I actually have a few models wearing this armour, and you can see that the flexible under-ribbing does a ton to lift and separate:
The interesting thing is that on the tabletop models, many poses are a great deal less bootilicious. Many standing and even running poses don’t quite seem to pack the hella hindquarters, so it’s extra hilarious when you see the armour in other more mundane animations and the prominent posterior action is super present and accounted for – even the casual running animation has people calling out the killer buttocks:
Damn they gave the space marine cake, gonna call my squad the bunda bro’s
— Shockwave (@Shockwa73240349) May 23, 2024
I mean, there is a lot of other incredible stuff in the trailer – like customisation details, a look at the classes for co-op, etc. There are even Chaos Space Marines, so you can scratch your chin and wonder if the ruinous powers of the known universe give their own troops the dummy thicc treatment:
Co-op mode! 6 on 6 online multiplayer action! And Chaos Space Marines!
— Warhammer Official (@warhammer) May 23, 2024
Things are revving up like a well-oiled chainsword for Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 – check out the latest news: https://t.co/x3Xj22GMY1#WarhammerSkulls #WarhammerCommunity pic.twitter.com/SAFZeEeYmf
I was already on board the Space Marine 2 hype train. I was already seated and had a first class ticket – so no judgement from me if you are joining the hype express due to badonkadonk representation. I welcome and appreciate our phat arsed Space Marine overlords, they are merely icing on a very promising cake to me.
Bring on September – I am ready to meet the Adeptus Ass-tartes.
What did you think of the Multiplayer Reveal Trailer? Did you notice the hella booty within it? Or was it just me and a handful of other internet weirdoes? Well, tell us all about it in the comments or on social media.
